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Since we already have a clean version of a caption contest I thought it only appropriate that we have a dirty version. There are a few rules tho.

1. Photos must be post off site in links preferably at a image hosting site.
2. No children are allowed to post, age 15 should be a good minimum.
3. Only screen shots or really good pictures are allowed.
4. There is no limit on how naughty your caption can be.

Here's our first Pic so fire away folks

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Pop the corks, and bring out the champagne! We're gonna have a party tonight!

..and since she joined the family, we save a fortune on 4th July fireworks....

Ohohohohoho.. enjoy my milk boys!

I hope you all brought your Oreos

Attempt #1:

Is it me, or there are fountains on your chest?!

:rofl: Made me laugh. Really.

TRP

Attempt 1:

Car wash, ne1?

:eek: Hmm. I'm hopeing to see a bit more action in this thread before I choose the winner come thursday.

And the winner of the first annual Hentai Caption contest is Voldermort, Everybody say "Hooray Voldemort" now

Sorry, couldn't come up with a great picture on such short notice, but I wanted the picture to be tamer this time...

From one of my favorite titles, Buttobi CPU:

http://fansub.hosteol.com/upload/review_pi...409_butto01.jpg

"Argh! Which one's the USB port? I need tech support here!"

Your obligatory commercial jingle reference of the week:

o/~ Plug it in, plug it in... o/~

*gasp* Input data in my main frame box.....

Insert key to start the engine.

Attempt 1. " My ass still dosn't feel shiney enough fetch another can of Pledge"

Attempt 2. " Input Input need more input....in my ass" {anyone remember Johnny 5?}

Attempt 3. " Are you sure you left your keys in there?"

Attempt 4. " Ha Ha! the jokes on you I wasn't drawn with genitals"

Attempt 5. After the androids lost the war of 2153 they were no longer allowed to wear underpants.

Attempt 6. " I didn't expect the Matrix to have such a nice ass"

Attempt 7. " What happens if you crash while we're haveing sex?"

Attempt 8. You know you're desperate when your computer starts looking like a hot girl.

And Honda was forced to discontinue there new airbag model when research found out that their new model worked so well that people were purposefully getting into accidents just to try them out.

Attempt:9 Microsoft tech support started a new service to customers waiting on the phone for hours for help , so far no complaints have been filed yet but tech support has been swamped with calls.

Attempt 1:
Best Places for your Girlfriend to get bitten by a venomous snake.

Attempt 2:
The sad part is, even after doing this to her boyfriend, she's still a virgin.

Gotta say that Jontheman wins this one. Take it away, Jon!

I looked through a lot of Hentai images to find this one. It was hard work, I can tell you. Anyway, I eventually settled on this revelatory moment from the gender-bending h-game X-Change Alternative.

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/j2y1p

Oh no, I forgot my p*nis on the night stand again!

Attempt 1: I should have listened to my mom when she said be careful what you wish for.


Attempt 2: He He if i hide my sandwich in here nobody can steel it from the breakroom fridge.


Attempt 3: How'd my outtie turn into an innie?


Attemp 4: Hello {{echo}} hello.......hello....hello...


Attempt 5: Hey this looks used!... Wait whys there a hamster in it?

Attempt 6: Mom always said she wanted a little girl but i never thought she'd go this far.

Great there goes my membership to HUMMUS

(If you haven't seen the movie Terror Firmer, than you may not understand)

Edit: (It's also a special feature on the DVD release of Cannibal the Musical)

Attempt 1
Oh wow. I actually have hair down there...

Attempt 2
What does this feel like? OH! Soft and moist.

Attempt 3
Should I be doing this?

Attempt 4
Why am I looking down here, should I pee or not?!

Attempt # 1:

So much for using Mighty Bond to attach a fake p*nis to myself........

Attempt:7 " It really will fall of if you play with it to much"

What the...? Is that a jellyfish?

Attempt 5: Is this where the one eye monster suppose to be?

Attempt 6: (Looks down...pokes around) This is sooo surprising and cool!

Attempt 7: Self-check for STD's

Attempt # 2:

Do I pee standing up or do I pee Sitting down?

Choices.........

I'm giving the win to Algolagnia-Volcae and his delightfully strange entry. The pesky thing sure is easy to misplace, isn't it?

There's a song called Detachable p*nis that still plays on the radio occasionally, it was an odd song.

Next Pic.

Freaking mosquitos get bigger every year!

"One of the Six subtle early warning signs of breast cancer..."

Lecher smurfs.

This is what can happen to your baby if you smoke while breastfeeding!

Today children everywhere have begun taking back what was originally theirs to suckle on by forcing themselves on their mothers as soon as their shirts were opened. Some even refused to let go when shirts were put back on.

The winner is Xellos with his breast cancer caption which made me laugh the longest.

Runner-up was archenemy with his amusing post reminding me of infant mutations.

So take it away Xellos.

So, how long do we wait for the next pic? :biggrin:

Until Xellos or Arch take it upon themselves to post one.

When does the statute of limitations expire so we can get this game moving again?

Feel free to post a pic crabs.

Post an image crabs! I wanna win something :dry:

Well do to the delay I'll be posting a new Image for the caption contest. It's only fitting since i started it that i keep it going.

Yay!

EvilPants, you saved us all! ^_^

My version of a white christmas


Here's the photo folks ready set caption!

Attempt 1

Got milk?

Attempt 2

Errr, guys? You're dribbling a little...

Attempt 1

Gesundheit

Meeps' attempt at trying to be funny(probally won't work)!

Is that curdled milk all over you?

"Shhhh! She thinks those are our whipped cream dispensers. Sundaes get her hot."