Right. We all get funny forwarded e-mails. I mean the funny ones, not the "You have be cursed" ones (Reference at end of post), but the ones that actually make you laugh. We've seen some in the guide to men and guide to women threads, and I found this e-mail and thought i'd share it:
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"
delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty
nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
on your VCR and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt to play. It
will program your phone auto dial to call only
900 numbers. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH
WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a
Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with
whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot
straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person
nearest you.
Send to everyone.
(P.S. I actually had some people worry about this one and try to find a patch o.o)