Inspired by Pesmerga99 and Ninjapeps in the Random Hentai Thought Thread. Post here unlikely (but quite possible) situations, events or signs about OB members or OB that could mean the world's doom. But please remember not to say hurtful things about other members and OB.

Like these for example (taken from the Random Hentai Thought Thread[Where the idea for this thread originated]):
Pesmerga not finding Nurses in H games attractive
Larghaz developing a liking to Yaoi and turning away from Hentai
Loosecannon not knowing or not remembering what Hentai is
Elfboy stops being funny (newly added sign)

....mechalord "works" it out

Good one, but the correct term would be:

Mechalord "work"'s out. :sweatface:

Thought of a new one

Voldee loses track of whats happening on Pro-Wrestling.

me having long hair. (Voldee and Senseichi will understand this)

Me renouncing My Anime collection, and every Sword I own. (I won't even do that when I die! I'm takin at least 1 to the grave with me!)

Malachi's gotta agree with me on this one.

Malachi swearing off his interest in weapons of mass destruction (or any kind of weapon [that uses ammo, explodes, flies, or shoots] for that matter)

Voldee losing all interest in a certain Asian race. :wink:

What a low blow... :D

TRP

Anyways, I think the world is about over when we see certain members in our OB mismatch category for the OB Awards actually ending up together... :)

... and if Bluemaxx becomes straight. :peace:

That's the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. The Straight Bluemaxx.

OB merges with AXN and pRO forums! :cataclysmic disaster: :shocked:

I'd get myself a sex change before that happens.

..... :sweatface:
What the *beep*? I'm not straight? When did that happen? :sweatface:
Are you guys implying that I'm queer just because I am cultured,likes opera music,have good table manners, drink tea while extending my pinky finger up,bathe in goat's milk once a week,play netball and thinks Paul Schaeffer is a beautiful man?Thats just so...Don Johnson-like! :angry:

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The world will probably end when...
a)Larghaz swears himself to never post at the Person-Above-Me thread. :sweatface:
b)Voldemort starts to post how he is more interested in Chinese guys who wears glasses insted of Chinese girls who wears glasses.
c)The mascot image of OB is replaced from Chipple....to Kim Jung Il :sweatface:
d)I claim stop liking hentai and promote the benefits of watching Monchichis
e)I stop preaching how f*cking excellent Nausicaa and Noir is.(which they really are :sweatface: )


skysenshi:

The moment OB merges with AXN..... I swear by Hayao Miyazaki's beard that I'll join you in that sex change operation thing.Hell.....I'll name myself Lolitta Assclown when that happens.

oh, you mean he hasn't yet? :peace:

Well....not openly .....yet. :sweatface: :peace: :laugh:

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Me starting a topic and saying how I think Crash gear Turbo is better than COwboy Bebop in terms of human drama and action.*tries not to puke* :sweatface: :pukeface:

me going "you know... Yu-Gi-Oh actually portrays the full breadth and depth of card gaming. I should take notes here. it might make me a better gamer."

When you say, OB merges with AXN, I sure hope OtakuBoards.com don't beat us to it.

The world will really end if Bluemaxx becomes Lolitta Assclown. Nuclear war needs no other reason.

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The world will end if William Hung wins a Grammy.

don't even joke about that. it's scary, not funny. :ngeek:

Oh my gawd! That's a sign! elfboy not funny! Quick pack up the mules and stuff. and the dancing girls too

That just made it a false alarm :rofl:

Oh yeah... the only time that happens is when I run out of the beautiful things! Nyahahaha!

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If I stop liking girls, you better run for the hills! :laugh:

1. Hentaiman (An OBer that 'exist'only in the Hentai Thread) posting in the Social Board.
2. Lou Pane De Tourd never cosplaying as Lupin again.
3. Me become a dog lover (NOOOOO!!! :bawling:)

... and you better not drop any soap on the way either! :sweatface: just kidding.

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The world will be in true doodoo if I am allowed to father a child with every beautiful woman in the world...

come on Halle, you know you want me... meow...

when I stop talking about sex and start suggesting safer topics during drinking parties. :p

When I stop liking Catgirls, then you know there's a problem. :laugh:

if ever I start going, "those Scorpions sure suck. I'm never playing them again."

Errr...that only means you've gotten laid lotsa times that you'd grown tired of talking about it. :p Wekekekeke!

Please calll yourself that anyway, it's the best name ever.

"Hi, I'm Mr Assclown, pleased to meet you"

I think the world is coming to an end when OB finally stops attracting members (old and new alike) who seem to have an aversion to reading the rules...

At least, it's a good sign. Paradise awaits...

Amen to that.

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When I decide to actually father a child. (Head for the hills [though it won't do you much good]) :devil:

well lets not jump too far ahead...first u need to find sum1 TO father ur child....
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wen i go psycotic on our "visitor"

If i decided to throw my cat away. :sad:

Can't do that Largy, have to be the kid's godfather... Of course, like Mecha said, you do have to find someone to father your child first... :agree:

Of course, it would be better if she agreed to it first.

Otherwise its an offence.

The world would truly end when I stop accidently breaking countless amounts of rules and offending more people than this board supports.

Don't tempt the devil, Ses. I've a good mind to point out to you that ignorance is no excuse.

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The world as we know it would be over the moment madame sky decides to give up on hentai altogether...

the world will end when Voldee successfully gets together with one of the three sisters (especially the eldest one). :peace: (you know who I'm talking about :D )

(another dirty low blow from me, eh, Voldee? :sweatface: )

You little...

... besides, the middle one is definitely out of the question. She's not my type at all...

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The world will be on its way to the end when Ninjapeps decides that honor-running Crane is the only way to play L5R...

when I stop doing all these low blows. :sweatface:

Won't happen. You're good with low blows... :devil: :peace:

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The world will end when OB stops making these ambiguously gay jokes. But hey, it's 2004, and... ;)

wen i grow up into him

when I stop liking Hentai...

when i get a girlfriend :sad:

who's that two posts above me?

*ominous music plays in the background*

I dunno, I got bored of the hentai board, so I came here... :p... inactivity sucks...

Nope, my coming here doesn't ensure world devastation... lol...

HENTAIMAN !HENTAIMAN IS HERE!! j/k

It's a miracle seeing you here :sweatface:

OB's about over and done with the moment we run out of the once every three month hilarious newbie who tries to stir up trouble and falls flat on his face...

Of course, I'm not encouraging this kind of behavior, but it never fails to happen...

I was thinking of something exactly like this, but could never find the best words for it. I think my version would've offended some newbies.

Hmmm... yeah, maybe. I guess. It's not like the idiocy comes from being a newbie, anyways. It might not even be genetic, but even... an acquired taste. I'm sorry. I'm being catty today.

TRP...

I'll edit this post for my TRP later.

That's it I can't stand it anymore. Sorry to those newbies or veteran members who may be offended by this one.

The world is gone when every single newbie that registers to OB reads and follows the rules before posting; such that they don't ask stuph*cked questions like where to get licenced goods off the internet for free. These same newbies sign up for the boards for this reason and this reason only. They ask and when they get their answer they don't return, EVER.

There's also the spammers. THERE IS AN EDIT BUTTON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. It was put there for a reason, that reason being that if you forgot to say something in a certain post, you can edit it and say what you want. Is that so hard to do?

Another thing that has to do with spamming is the posting of incoherent thoughts and things that have absolutely no relevance to the topic. If you don't know what's going on it's ok to ask, but for the love of the holy trinity keep the discussion within the topic. Also, just because a thread is for "Random Thoughts", it doesn't mean that you can post things like: "Weee Weee Wee, I'm so happy" or "... Mind Bullets", what the heck to these mean? EXPLAIN THESE KINDS OF POSTS, OR AT LEAST POST IN COMPLETE SENTENCES. Lastly about the spamming, some things are not meant to be answered; one of the reasons for this could be that it could lead the discussion off the topic. If you do answer the question, make sure that you also have something relevant to say about the topic after; use a "TRP" and say what you have to say about the topic.

and on a totally different note

The world will end if I stop learning something new everyday.

Relax, Larghaz. :biggrin:

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OB is one for the books the moment we ban people for talking about yaoi. Ha. I don't think I'd ever see the day, unless of course, certain modes of discretion are neglected... :biggrin: