Wouldn't it be great if you could chose the type of government that everyone followed. No. No it wouldn't. Boris Kolenkhov and I decided that we should have a communist government that followed the noble...Jacuzzi Code.

Your rank in society is rated on how many jacuzzis you own.

If they own 0 jacuzzis they are to be executed immediately and used as foundation for teh "Great Jacuzzi," which is a massive jacuzzi in which all are to be baptized.

People would be all like, "Mwuan, we don't need none of you 2 jacuzzi folk around here. Gi out before we bust a cap in yo 2 jacuzzi asses."




it would be grand :rolleyes:

"Fine, i will leave you 1 jacuzzi-iers. I don't need you dregs of society around spoiling me and my Two jacuzzis. I'll go to the TWO jacuzzi wonderland... For I have enough Jacuzzi Bucks, YO. :laugh:"

*twenty guns fire :enforcer: *

"WTF?!!? Why did shoot at me. and miss. badly. Stupid 1 jacuzzi-iers."

This is a very strange and random thread.

And your signature is very long. And colorful.

I feel... on edge. :look:

Is this a random thought? or some sort of fanfiction? :buck:

In any case, everyone KNOWS the BEST government is a dictatorship that YOU run yourself... :halo:

Just a little something we thought of when we were very bored