Welcome to the 2004 OB Awards Ceremony. Tonight we honor those of you who have given us so much to talk about, contributed so much to, and... filled our dreams with dirty... oh wrong speech, INSPIRED our dreams just by your presence here in OB. Remember, those of you who were nominated but didn't win, it doesn't mean you've lost... especially after you see some of the categories you didn't win in. On with the ceremony.
P/S: Remember, I only considered the votes in "The 2004 OB Awards" thread.

MEMBER AWARDS:

The Most Likely To Win In The OB Battle Royale:
Description of Award
A gold statuette that carries a handgun in one hand and a rocket launcher in the other while standing on a small hill of skulls.
Nominees:
Snakecharmer
Katana No Miko-
Bluemaxx (for wanting to run around nekkid)
Larghaz (for wanting to run around nekkid with him)
Voltage
WINNER For 2004
Snakecharmer

The Most Promising Newbie:
Description of Award
Gold statuette dressed in the ever kawaii sailor suit highschool uniform. Yes, the statuette is a girl.
Nominees:
Larghaz
Malk
Demonseed
WINNER For 2004
Demonseed

The Most Quotable Quote:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of the late Richard E. Nixon in "I'm not a crook!" pose while standing behind a podium.
Nominees:
"I know they can do that in yuri, but yaoi? I think the position is off." - Markpoa's comment regarding the GLLF picture of Nib and Vash.

"Gayness is the key!"- Charliedoggie

"It's so easy to argue that something is flawed. Everybody does it."
"It's the same meat..." and "Bakit ko gagawin yan? Hindi naman kita crush ah!" (trans: "Why should I do that for you? You're not even my crush!" )
"Idle hands spend time with the genitals" - All from Nib

"Strawberry-flavored condom, eh? This calls for a mini-EB!" - Voldee
WINNER For 2004
"Gayness is the key!" - Charliedoggie

The Gifted Child:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a dancing baby.
Nominees:
John
Thundersenshi
WINNER For 2004
John

The Otaku King/Queen:
Description of Award
A gold statuette of the "King AND Queen of Cheese" (a.k.a The Red Guy).
Nominees:
Typical Idiot Fan (King)
Wolfx (King)
Kyubi Kitsune (King)
MarkPoa (King)
Tsumenki (Queen)
Animetric (Queen)
Firesenshi (Queen)
Skysenshi (Queen)
WINNER For 2004
Kyubi Kitsune (King) + Tsumenki (Queen)

The Crush Of The Town:
Description of Award
A gold statuette of the Hulk, sitting on a crushed car.
Nominees:
CharlieDoggie (Male)
GroundZero (Male)
Firesenshi (Female)
Thundersenshi (Female)
KitKat (Female)
Rinoa (Female)
WINNER For 2004
GroundZero (Male) + Thundersenshi (Female)

The Crushing ON The Town:
Description of Award
A gold statuette of the Hulk, sitting on crushed people.
Nominees:
Vash (Male)
Voldemort (Male)
Nib (Male)
Lizard (Male)
Tsumenki (Female)
Skysenshi (Female)
WINNER For 2004
Lizard (Male) + Skysenshi (Female)

The "I Want To Meet This OBer" Award:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a woman "getting comfortable" by undoing her bra.
Nominees:
Bluemaxx
elfboy
Firesenshi
Katana No Miko
Kyubi Kitsune
WINNER For 2004
Bluemaxx

The Resident Pervert:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a man peeking through a telescope at the woman "getting comfortable".
Nominees:
Bluemaxx
nib
Tomiko wa Kawaii
WINNER For 2004
Bluemaxx

Special "Simply Amazing" Award:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of Macaulay Culkin's famous pose in "Home Alone". Rumors that it is actually Macaulay Culkin's head are untrue.
The Recipient For 2004
Katana no Miko

The OB Clown:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a Jack-In-The-Box.
Nominees:
elfboy
Vash
WINNER For 2004
elfboy

Mr. & Ms. Friendster:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a man and woman "getting friendly" while tightly entwined in a hug.
Nominees:
Ichi (Mr.)
Lewstherin (Mr.)
Vash (Mr.)
Lovesenshi (Ms.)
Kaoko (Ms.)
Tsumenki (Ms.)
Niknok (Ms.)
WINNER For 2004
Vash (Mr.) and Tsumenki (Ms.)

The "Proud To Be Jologs" Award:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a person totally overwhelmed by shopping bags.
Nominees:
Kaoko
Thundersenshi
Voldemort
WINNER For 2004
Voldemort

Master Stalker:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of a Restraining Order.
Nominees:
Voldemort
Larghaz
Snakecharmer
Voltage
Ichi
WINNER For 2004
Ichi

The "Mr. & Ms. Suave" Award:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of James Bond & Catherine Zeta Jones.
Nominees:
Bluemaxx (Mr.)
Tomiko Wa Kawaii (Mr.)
Vash (Mr.)
Firesenshi (Ms.)
Lovesenshi (Ms.)
WINNER For 2004
TIE: Vash & Bluemaxx (Mr.), Lovesenshi & Firesenshi (Ms.)

Mr. & Ms. Sex Appeal:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of James Bond & Interchangeable Bond Girls (to be changed after each film).
Nominees:
GroundZero (Mr.)
Firesenshi (Ms.)
Senseichi (Ms.)
WINNER For 2004
GroundZero (Mr.) + Firesenshi (Ms.)

The International OBer King And Queen:
Description of Award
Gold statuette of the globe wearing a crown.
Nominees:
Bluemaxx (King & Queen)
elfboy (King & Queen)
Kyubi Kitsune (King)
Niknok (Queen)
Splender (Queen)
WINNER For 2004
Kyubi Kitsune (King) + ... elfboy (Queen)

OB Gossip King & Queen:
Description of Award
Golden Lips statuette.
Nominees:
Vash (King)
Voldemort (King)
Voltage (King)
Kaoko (Queen)
Tsumenki (Queen)
WINNER For 2004
Voldemort (King) + Kaoko (Queen)

Mr. OB and Ms. OB (Non-mods, non-admins only):
Description of Award
Marilyn Monroe in flying skirt pose Gold statuette. For male winners, Marilyn Manson in flying skirt pose.
Nominees:
Snakecharmer (Mr.)
Kamisama (Ms.)
Kaoko (Ms.)
WINNER For 2004
Snakecharmer (Mr.) + Kaoko (Ms.)

GROUP AWARDS:

The OB couple:
Description of Award
Romeo + Juliet in gold.
Nominees:
Ichi and Sky
Kaoko and John
Voldee and Senseichi
WINNER For 2004
Ichi and Skysenshi (They got married, beat that).

The OB yaoi/yuri couple:
Description of Award
Romeo + Romeo in gold.
Nominees:
Nib and Vash (yaoi)
Nickolai Nobilia and Xellos Sama (yaoi)
Firesenshi and Niknok (yuri)
Niknok and Tsumenki (yuri)
Lovesenshi and Niknok (yuri)
WINNER For 2004
Nickolai Nobilia and Xellos Sama (yaoi) & Niknok and Tsumenki (yuri)

The "I wish these OBers get together someday" Award:
Description of Award
Pixelized bodies but flailing arms and legs everywhere... in gold.
Nominees:
Charliedoggie and Tsumenki
Firesenshi and Nickolai Nobilia/Xellos Sama/Vash/Draco Paladin
WINNER For 2004
Charliedoggie and Tsumenki (it was close)

The OB mismatch:
Description of Award
William Hung's Front Teeth - in gold.
Nominees:
Firesenshi + (Insert nearly any name here)
Skysenshi and Bob Dogma/ Nickolai Nobilia
Status and Kenryoku Maxis
Nib and Vash
WINNER For 2004
Firesenshi + (Insert nearly any name here)

The "We're Just Friends Award":
Description of Award
The entire cast of Friends, as gold statuettes.
Nominees:
Bluemaxx & elfboy
Nickolai Nobilia and Xellos Sama
Nib and Vash
WINNER For 2004
Bluemaxx & elfboy

MOD/ADMIN AWARDS:

Mod/Admin of the year:
Nominees:
Katana No Miko
Kyubi Kitsune
Firesenshi
Skysenshi
WINNER For 2004
Katana no Miko

Mod/Admin hottie:
Nominees:
Firesenshi
Thundersenshi
Lovesenshi
WINNER For 2004
Firesenshi

The Mod/Admin enforcer:
Nominees:
Skysenshi
Firesenshi
Darth Paul
WINNER For 2004
TIE: Skysenshi & Darth Paul

The "This Person Should Be a Mod" Award:
Nominees:
Snakecharmer
Lewstherin
Voldee
WINNER For 2004
Snakecharmer

The Funniest Mod/Admin:
Nominees:
Bluemaxx
elfboy
WINNER For 2004
elfboy

The "Pleased To Meet You, Mod/Admin" Award:
Nominees:
Ichi
Lovesenshi
WINNER For 2004
Lovesenshi

Now, let's hear from the winners! Please, post your acceptance speeches here.

first off... i would like to thank the OB academy. *sniff*

without you guys, i wouldn't have been paired with almost every single OB male, yaoi or otherwise, and finally understand in the end that i'm mismatched with all of them. :rofl:

i would also like to thank you for winning the ms. sex appeal. .... and umm... now i know what you people think of me. :rofl: thinking of me only in that way.... thinking of me in those ways... please prepare yourself for SC to pulverize you all for thinking that way. :devil: :rofl:

finally, i congratulate all fellow winners. bluemaxx, the resident pervert; elfboy, the OB queen, the yaoi awards.... :wink:

here's to you all! :cheers:

Thank you, thank you. Esteemed members of the academy, all of whom I owe money to, except for you there, I'm just sleeping with your girlfriend, thank all of you.

To win not one, but four awards... okay, one I have to share with that panty-snatching pervert Bluemaxx, I know you're in here somewhere! Give me back my panties! ... um, I mean, my panties collection!

I won both the OB clown and funniest OB awards, so thank you everyone who voted for me, or just thought of me as a funny person. I know I'm not sexy, I had to leave myself something to win next year, but I'm glad I've made so many of you out there laugh over the past year. Except for you. *points at girl in front row* Laughing in my bed is unacceptable.

And for those of you who gave me this International OB Queen award, I just want to let you all know... those photos of me dressed as Anne of Green Gables were doctored! And for those photos of me dressed as Judy Garland, FAKE! and for those photos of me dressed as Cat-Woman... I didn't know Halle Barry got the role already!

Finally, for the last time, I want to reiterate, Me and Bluemaxx are just friends. Those pictures of us pouring suntan lotion on each other while Keanu Reeves and Richard Simmons massaged our backs were doctored! ... Keanu Reeves was never there!... and uh... I wasn't there either!

On a side note, I want to say to President George W. Bush, please stop the war, so Michael Moore can stop writing books about you. Come on, how many stupid white men, angry white men, men who date men books can you write?

On another side note, I want to personally thank Firesenshi. *proceeds to do what Adrien Brody did to Halle Barry when he accepted his Best Actor Oscar*.

Mmm... minty fresh.

Thank you and good night.

That would've explain those weird freaky noises and Barry Manilow music coming out from your room,dude.*lolz* j/k :peace:

Anyhoo, with that said...
Whoa.....I won 4 categories? Definitely reeking of awesomeness,baby. :cheesy:
Now for my lil' victory speech.....

I wanna thank all the people who'd took the time to vote for me and of course the OB Academy for having the free time to do all this thing.Without all of your votes,love and support, I do not think I would have a dung beetle's hymen of a chance to win any of the categories....I just luv ya all*mwah!*.

To me winning both the The "I Want To Meet This OBer" and The Resident Pervert awards means more to me than the day I got circumsized or finally got my accounting degree. I swear to do my best to retain my pervertedness for the OB community and do you all proud.*mwah* (eii...that don't sound right :sweatface: )
I never expected to win both the The "Mr. Suave" Award and the The "We're Just Friends" Award ,so thank you everyone for voting me again.

A big congratulations to the other winners and I'll see ya at the nearest Hooters outlet.Till then, later guyz!^^ :cheers:

note:In all seriousness, me and elfie are just really-really good friends. :ok: Those erotic videos on the net showcasing me and elfie in uhh...several 'morally questionable situations' was doctored by a Russian circus midget(named Pietre :blush: ) from an old Boy George private home video collection.Everyone knows Blublu can't bend his booty that way... :sweatface:

Omigod, did you guys actually tally this thing? :agree:

I have a speech prepared and it will take all of five minutes to write. :biggrin: Thank you to all the OB-ers who voted for me... I still maintain that the other nominees for Otaku Queen should have gotten it, but thanks just the same :)

And to the people who voted that they want me to get together with charliedoggie, I'll see you in the next EB! :devil:

Two out of four ain't bad. Just have to work on my sense of humor, develop a tough guy image, find a suitable antagonist, and post memorable stuff and I'll clean up the awards for certain next year. :biggrin:

Thank You! :wave:

Awww, shucks, I bet you say that to all the guys :blush: ;)

haha just kidding dude. You still owe me for the Strange Dreams thing... make it good. *puts on glam makeup*

:sweatface: :blush: How did you guess? :laugh:



Don't remember the incident... don't think I ever bothered to read the topic... :sweatface:

8 nominations... wow! :sweatface:
There should have been the "The person with the most number of nominations" Award or something... :laugh:

Thanks for all those who nominated me! :notworthy:

Thanks to Elfboy for tallying the results! (Got too much time in yer hand, eh?) :ok:

Thanks to Nib for being the Man in my life... and for Charliedoggie for showing me "The Key." :rofl:

OB Couple... too default for my tastes. We should be disqualified for next year or even this year.

In any case, I'm not accepting it. ^^;;;



I think it really should be either Volde/Senseichi or Kaoko and John.

*elfboy rushes up on stage*

elfboy: But we'll accept on their behalf anyway. Bluemaxx, *holds trophy up* this one is for you man...... what? for OB couple of the year? Oh, uh, I mean, uh, this one is for the people suffering in Africa. End Apartheid!... what? It's ended already?

*security removes babbling elfboy from stage*

Ey! That's a good idea! You and Elfie, couple of the year.

I second that notion. I mean, me and Senseichi and even Kaoko and John is soooo passe by 2005. :D

Thanx for the wins, btw. Didn't think people would regard me as a "Gossip King" or "Proud to be Jologs", but whaddahey. :)

And the ultimate award has to go to Elfboy for tallying all of this.

I already have a couple in mind for 2005. xD